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Why Do We All Marry

Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of LIFE.

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of

First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence. Second Marriage Is the Triumph of Hope Over Experience

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage

What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage: – My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Don’t Understand Her.

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What Is Marriage?

What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-Alpenlibe-Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- KINETIC-Sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

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When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?

“When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?” When A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love; After Marriage It Is Self-Defense

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Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile

Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile Kharidnay K Baad Aik Hi Baat Ka Afsos Hota Hay Kaash Thori Dair Aur Ruk Jaatay To Acha Model Mil Jata.:P

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Telling a Lie Is

Telling a Lie Is Fault 4 a Little Boy an Art 4 a Lover an Accomplishment 4 a Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 a Married Man

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Michel De Montaigne

A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The

Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse? A: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!

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A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG

A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG, Is HONEST. A Person Who SURRENDERS When Not SURE, Is WISE. A Person Who Surrenders Even If He’s RIGHT, Is A HUSBAND.!

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Man At Medical Store

Man At Medical Store: I Need Poison Chemist: I Can’t Sell You That Man Shows His Marriage Certificate . Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I Didn’t Knew U Had A Prescription.

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Why Government Do NOT

Why Government Do NOT Allow A Man To MARRY 2 Women. Because Per Constitution, You Can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE For The Same Mistake.

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I Will Attend Ur Wedding

Only True Friends Stand By U During Bad Times. I Promise I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

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Before Marriage

Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, O My Darling! I Love You… After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I Have Flu, Don’t Come Near Me, Paray Hatt Tuu,

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Boy Friend Is Fun

Boy Friend Is Fun, & Husband Is Gun, Boy Friend Is Light Of Moon, & Husband Is Month Of June, Boy Friend Is Tooty Fruity, & Husband Is Qismat Phooti.

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If I Met You On Tomorrow

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart If You Should Say, “Do You Still Love Me?” I’d Say, “Till Death Do Us Part” Happy Anniversary

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